MSLE

Well, today, the love of my life, MSLE (My Sweet Little Elizabeth) discovered this site and was somewhat embarrassed by my pictures. Oh Well!You should know that after 15 years of marital bliss she accepts whatever I do although she does not promote all of it. But, love is blind and if you have seen my pictures, you have to beleive that. So that's that! Robert went to the library and read a couple books to me today. He has now read 195 books by himself to either me or MSLE. Not bad considering he is 4 years old and starts kindergarten in 2 weeks. That reminds me, the school sent us a letter telling us their plans for kindergarten this year. Here are the goals for achievement in the public kindergarten: Recognize letters and learn to write same Recognize words Learn to read Now, that's quite an agenda. It sounds to me like Little Robert will be in Babysitting 101 this year while we educate the boy at home in the three R's.

A CHAT WITH GOD

God : Hello. Did you call me? Me: Called you? No.. who is this? God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat. Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something. God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too. Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It's rush hour all the time. God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it. Me: I understand. But I still cant figure it out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messenger. God : Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with. Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now? God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated. Me: Why are we then constantly unhappy? God : Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.

Tiandao Who?

Just finished an absolutely awesome trip with my girlfriend to Tiandao Hu and Tonglu. I tell you what, I've never heard much about Tiandao before this trip, but it is just absolutely gorgeous!!! The weather was so nice and cool, the water was so beautiful and blue, and I definitely understand why they call it the "One-Thousand Island Lake". We went to 4 different islands and each of them provided something interesting and fun to see. The first island was called "Monkey Island" and iteven had a statue of monkeys as you approach it by boat. It was so cool to see all the monkeys hanging out in the wild (not behind bars like you would typically see in a zoo). Plus taking pictures with them is really cool too. The 2nd island we went to was filled with ostriches and you can even sit down on one and pose for a picture for only 2 rmb!!! AWESOME!!! (See my pic in my photo album). The 3rd island we went to had breathtaking views of the most beautiful islands and the bluest water you will ever see! The 4th island we saw was called something like "Dragon Island" and had really cool bridges which you could cross and really reminded me of the bridge from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom... plus it also had some areas where you can take off your shoes and play in the beautiful water. See the pics below and from my photo album to get a better idea. P.S. I definitely wouldn't suggest going to Tonglu. There really wasn't much to see there. Fai

In the mood of past love

Last night, dreamt of someone I ever loved before...well, loved secrectly ()In dream, he was very friendly to me, gave me his telephone number and ask me to call him. So at the morning, I did want to call him...but finally, didntHahahahah.... Sometimes I think if you ever loved someone and can contact them after a long year didnt see, is a really lucky thing!! I always wonder how's the one I ever loved before is now. Are they happy or not?How's their life now?Sometimes I can find their recent news on the internet, and even their picturesI think I got a potential to be an investigator () because when secondary school, I can find their telephone numbers and birthday dates, sometimes can get their pictures secrectly...^v^hehehe..... Now I know, one of them was study in Taiwan and become sport teacher; one of them was graduate in Politics...I really wish can know more about them~!! I miss the time I ever loved them, even though was only a story I made up myself. Those memory were sweet enough to remember! If I am not that shy, maybe can be friends with them, and now can just call them and ask Hehe....maybe that's not love, is something like chasing idol () maybe hahaha... Most of them are stars () of the school Hahahahhahaha I also remember how my friends support me to have those romantic dreams,to share my happiness of loveSometimes I like to dream more than to make it reality ()~!! At night, went to cut hair, only has a little cut. In fact, I not like to go to salon () before because my hair is little curly (), everytime I go there they will asked me to make the hair straight~!!! Or to ask me to make it more curly...=.=' I think a little curly looks good, and I think my judge about beauty is different from them. Why they dont know how to give advice, instead of hard sell ()?? Besides, they usually not concentrate about their job, always look to somewhere else or chat with their friends when they cutting your hair!They didnt really put an heart at their job! Moreover, some of them very impolite~!!!!! Somehow, I think as a citizen (), is hard to avoid such civilized way of life()I really wish the salon workers can be more civilized ()~!! But I am happy to meet KerKer's close friendShe's very friendly ,talkative () and out going ()!! And one thing I really admired () her...is she know how to keep long term intimate relationships ()~!!!

I said farewell

I left Laura a message that wished her well in life and not to hurt others. I told wally to have a good time in jacksonville while he is with Trista, and I will see them both friday and saturday night. I am going to get shitfaced after I get off of work, again, away on lunch break. I feel betrayed still. I still hurt, but I can feel it, around me, inside me: I'm becoming cold and distant again. it's good though,and though it hurts to cut yourself and break away from the world, it's one small pain to take away another. I don't know if I can define myself as a masochist, but let me explain my way of loving: Self sacrificing myself for the sake of the one I love, even if the love is not returned. I give my life, my blood, and all I can give untill they know what it's like to be loved. If they do not return the feelings to me, I slowly leave them, and fade away, remaining empty and cold on my own. I would give anything to the one I love, my life, my blood, anything. I just want to be held, and to hold, and make the numb coldness just a fading tingle in my toes when I am with that one, but when I am alone, as I always am at the momment, even when surrounded by others, I am cold, and could care less if the world died and left me alone with no one, I might even be happy that way. Lunchbreak is almost over, have to head on back home now.

WeDnEsDaY

Hey, today is Wednesday! and britt came over and we ran threw the pouring rain to hansel's which is only 2 blocks down.. but then it started hailing...haha.. umm.. later after that i played for X-treme beacuz they didnt have very many ppl.. and York batted.. 3 outs.. then we were up.. and i curtisy ran for Kasy.. and i stold till 3rd.. then the ump called it cuz lightning.. pretty short game lol.. then brittany came over and ate pizza! lol.. tomorrow i have to get up early to go to miranda's hehe! lol gonna be lots of fun! well i gotta go ttyall lata.. oh ya.. and ryans home!!!ill be back sunday from state.. wish us luck! luv - nicki!

Green Day

Green day Was AWESOME!!!!!! I'm glad Zac invited me, it was also nice to see Lancey lol!! To bad the lady screwed up the picture she took of us, but its okay lol. It was alot of fun to just go out....School is about to start at SW, who knows whats going to happen, but I'm willing to find out!!! Yeah---this song I'm going to post--Ryan and I like it alot lol--its fun times!!! Everybody just, everybody just bounce, bounce Everybody just, everybody just bounce, bounce [Chorus] I gotta shake it off Cause the loving ain't the same And you keep on playing games Like you know I'm here to stay I gotta shake, shake it off Just like the Calgon commercial I really gotta get up outta here And go somewhere I gotta shake it off Gotta make that move Find somebody who Appreciates all the love I give Boy I gotta shake, shake it off Gotta do what's best for me Baby and that means I gotta Shake it off [1st verse] By the time you get this message It's gonna be too late So don't bother paging me Cause I'll be on my way See I grabbed all my diamonds and clothes Just ask your momma she knows You're gonna miss me baby Hate to say I told you so Well at first I didn't know But now it's clear to me You would cheat with all your freaks And lie compulsively So I packed up my Louis Vuitton Jumped in your ride and took off You'll never ever find a girl Who loves you more than me [Chorus] I gotta shake it off Cause the loving ain't the same And you keep on playing games Like you know I'm here to stay I gotta shake, shake it off Just like the Calgon commercial I really gotta get up outta here And go somewhere I gotta shake, shake it off Gotta make that move Find somebody who Appreciates all the love I give Boy I gotta shake, shake it off Gotta do what's best for me Baby and that means I gotta Shake it off [bridge] (I Gotta) shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... (i'm gunna shake it off) shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... [2nd verse] I found out about a gang Of your dirty little deeds With this one and that one By the pool, on the beach, in the streets Heard y'all was Hold up my phone's breakin' up I'ma hang up and call the machine right back I gotta get this off of my mind You wasn't worth my time So I'm leaving you behind Cause I need a real love in my life Save this recording because I'm never coming back home Baby I'm gone Don't cha know [Chorus] I just gotta shake you off Cause the loving ain't the same And you keep on playing games Like you know I'm here to stay I gotta shake, shake it off Just like the Calgon commercial I really gotta get up outta here And go somewhere I gotta shake it off (I)Gotta make that move Find somebody who Appreciates all the love I give Boy I gotta shake, shake it off Gotta do what's best for me Baby and that means I gotta Shake it off [bridge] (I Gotta) shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... ooooo shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... shake it off shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off...oooh shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Off... [chorus] (JD) I gotta shake it off Cause the loving ain't the same And you keep on playing games Like you know I'm here to stay I gotta shake, shake it off Just like the Calgon commercial I really gotta get up outta here And go somewhere I gotta shake it off Gotta make that move Find somebody who Appreciates all the love I give (i like that y'all) Boy I gotta shake, shake it off (uh huh) Gotta do what's best for me Baby and that means I gotta Shake it off oo ooo oooo [JD & Mariah Carey] (fades) Everybody just, everybody just bounce, bounce Shake it off Everybody just, everybody just bounce, bounce

*Break up Card*

I was thinking about this yesterday. I saw the coming attractions for the movie with Mike Myers playing a cross-eyed flight trainer (I can't think of the name), and one of the lines were "You're breaking up with me in a birthday card!" and the guy says, "Well, they don't make break up cards." So, I proudly present, the Universal Break Up Card. ---Dear ________________, _____ 1) It's been fun, but I want to see other people _____ 2) You suck in bed. _____ 3) I want to explore new things and meet new people _____ 4) I've seen Professional Wrestlers more sensitive than you _____ 5) You're a loser _____ 7) You're too sensitive, stop whining already _____ 8) I have to break up with you because I slept with your best friend/ dog/ sister/ neighbor _____ 9) It's not you, it's me. I'm a double agent and have to rescue the President _____ 10) I'm actually not straight / gay, fooled you! _____ 11) We can't have sex because I keep thinking about your mother/father/best friend/ cow/ next door neighbor _____ 12) Your stubborn refusal to flush the toilet / shave / masturbate / kick helpless animals is just too much _____ 13) I'm prejudiced against _________, so this isn't going to work. _____ 14) You were so awful I'm joining a seminary / practicing celibacy forever _____ 15) I now hate men / women because of you _____ 16) You told my parents we do it like monkeys and they won't let me see you now _____ 17) You're fucking cheap, I don't want much, but c'mon! _____ 18) I have to leave, I pissed off the mob / government / terrorists / rap musicians _____ 19) You're leaving to college / the military / prison, I don't feel like waiting _____ 20) I've been indicted for War Crimes _____ 21) He / She is much better looking than you _____ 22) This sleazy guy /girl convinced me you're a waist of my time and I'm going to hook up with them _____ 23) I've seen fourth graders smarter than you're friends, at least the fourth graders can color in the lines _____ 24) You are from New Jersey, nuff said _____ 25) I love my cat / dog / sex slave more and you're allergic to them _____ 26) I was blind when we started dating but now that my sight is back, eeeeewwww _____ 27) I'm shallow and want a guy / girl with lots of money _____ 28) You're _________, and that's not good Sincerely, ______________________

Guild Wars: Addiction

Guild Wars is one of the best games out there for PC. Basically its an MMORPG, the best by far if you ask me. Benifits of Guild Wars Vs. Other MMORPG- Guild Wars has no monthly fee. Plain and simple, WoW and Everquest both have monthly fee's to play, which is a benifit to cheapo's like myslef. However that doesn't take from gameplay at all. Guild Wars has awsome graphics. I have seen some of the other graphics, frankly, they don't compare. As Guild Wars is constantly updating, their graphics have the potential to get better and better. And as Guild Wars is only the first chapter in a very large involved story, it can't get any worse. Disadvantages of Guild Wars- It takes alot of processer power, and graphics power to run this game. Its online, so that means that somtimes you will experience slow connections, or none at all depending on the situation. Conclusion. Guild Wars is considerably one of the most beautiful, interactive, fun, and in-depth games out there. Somtimes it had problems, which are usually based on what your computer can handle. Over all I give 10:10 because, simply, Guild Wars is going to have and explosion when the second chapter comes out. This game has the ability to keep growing, and also unlimited gameplay, and customization capibilities(its a rarity to find two characters exactly the same) All of the pictures that I posted are in game screenshots that I've taken during less active times in the game, to save the stress levels on my computer and myself, because my processer takes to long somtimes.

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Almost asleep

I can get no sleep...Faithless (Insomnia). Oh, sometimes I hate this song I want to go to bed and sleep until midday! Really! It's the perfect rest! BUt they're waiting for me ate the ministry...anyway,...oh, no Lisa is coming again. Oh, you stupid cat, what do you want again? Food? I gave you already! Get out you and your sharp nails! She's out...in the middle of..no, not nowhere,in the middle of the kitchen Or on the table. So this blog is especially dedicated to my dear cat Lisa. I don't know what else to add. So bye! Till next time!

An Ode to....I got nothing

ok, so I've gotten like a ka-billion complaints about not mentioning people in my shout out blog. It's soo hard to please everyone...but I shall try...so..again...here are some shout outs to people that weren't cool enough to make the first cut. Let's get it on! Shawna, I was rather disapointed to read that you didn't like what I wrote about you in my previous blog....I mean..it wasn't the greatest thing I've ever written..but most definately wasn't the worst.Hopefully this one will meet your standards. Ummmm lets see....When you, Vahneza, and I were doing that role play game a few days agoand you had to be me....ohh boy was that funny!!! You protrayed me sooo well!tra la la...ohh yeah..Gazelly says Hi! sooo...that really hurt when you pushed me off the bench today...You are soo abusive lately..like that time when you checked me into a pile of chairs at youth...that was definately the worst one of all...I was for shizzle holding back some tears!!! yup, so...I am glad that introduced you to lime popsicles ( I am sure that you don't remember..but at the football game....remember??). "hey Ladies"- that was awesome!!! I mean, you know you're extremely cool and trendy when you can get older guys to say "Hey ladies" when you have a popsicle in your mouth AND doing a model walk at the same time...is was kinda creepy...and I most definately feared for our safety!...Anyways!! This has been an extreme-to-the-max shout out and I believe I have run out of things to say...so I bid you good-day!! WAIT!!!! I am just joshin' with ya....for what would be a shout out without mentioning the fact that you ripped your pants on a fence at a football game!!! There, take that! wow, I feel so much better after getting that off my chest!! I know you'll probably beat me up, or push me off another bench ( or something worse) for saying that...but the people had the right to know!!!! I AM SORRY SHAWNA!! I couldn't resist!! actually...you wont be mad..right?? shawna?? come on!!...you know....like you're cool, I 'm cool..lets hug! yip! soooo...I am hoping that this shout out will please you! ohh oohh ohh!! guess what!!!!!!!???? "I met a possum!" ok..who is next...ahhh yes..Ms. Foxxy..aka Lauren Fox...ohh Lauren, you are soo cool! like you make me look un-cool with your coolness..which isn't cool!...yup, so...I for sure miss our meeting with Maggie between fourth and fifth!!! those were pretty much my favorite part of the day!!! and now....I HAVE NOTHINg!!! NOTHING I TELL YOU!..anyways..enough of that...sooo..I am pretty sure your name is much cooler than mine..everyone seems to have callen me by it at some point or another...At furst when people would call me Lauren..I would become angry but I am thinking that it's like totally a compliment...what do you think?? they're getting ME mixed up with YOU!...is there a better compliment??...well perhaps....but for the sake of this blog, we will say that there isn't! okie?...anyways...you're the reason I write my blogs, for I know that Dear Ol' Lauren is a faithful reader and fan...I would gratelly apreciate it if you would continue to reply to my blogs...I think it's kinda like a motivation to write another...and that last part was really cheesey...like way beyoung cheesey..like ham and cheese..or something..yeah...Anyways..this shout is starting to go down hill...so I shall stop before I say something weird and potenially embarassing! hehe..yip Hart out ok..so...Sarah-Jane..I know you wont be reading this..but I felt that you deserved one of these thingy's anyways!....OK, so lied... my real motivation for writing this was to make it look like I have many many friends!! Did it work?? please say it did!!!...Anyways...When I think of Sarah-Jane...I think of...Mr. Trainer actually..heh...which is sick! I am still haunted by the fact that he said the following things to you : "Those are the shiniest lips I've ever seen" (yuck), "how do you walk in those heels?" ( vomitrocious ), "blah! you're hot"...ok..so that last never happened..but in my opinion he definately implied that he felt that way...but what do I know? Perhaps I am just jealous...OR NOT!! I am thinking that I am still angry with him for screaming at me for chewing gum...WHAT WAS WITH THAT!!!????? who screams at innocent little Laura? geeze..Anyways..moving away from that creep...ummm Quebec was a good time! except for the fact the Trainer was there..and that fact that you wouldn't stop being mean to all those poor little animals at the aquarium!! and ca c'est tout pour toi! So, I was for sure thinking about not writing about Roberts, but than after I thought about it for a whileI realizedthat if I didn't I wouldn't get invited to go skating with you all, or to the spot, or to anything anymore...( oh wait!! I never got invited in the first place.., sowhat do I have to lose lol) meh, I shall try and think of some nice things to say anyways...I love you guys ( oh my gosh!! I said the word love...does Laura ever say that word??) tis true!! many good times!! not just at camp..but at the events that I WAS invited to...a huh!! so...Shawna-I know that I can always talk to you about Harry Potter! Jessica- I'll never forget that time at camp when shawna and I took a picture of your weggie hehehe Amy- you're hair is really shiney and nice!! Emily-how's ROBin doing? Maggie- "L'estoMACKKK", Lauren-"my friend wont order cause she thinks she too fat..", Kristen-ohhh crazzzay Kristen...you make Writing class enjoyable! yup...so that's all of Roberts right? I didn't forget anyone did I? there's seven of us right? eight with me included? yeah..pretty sure I got everybody..yeah..so I am pretty sure that swimming in that dirty little river and sliding down the sand hill is one of my favorite memories from camp!! AND dominating at everything we did was pretty awesome too!! so, Last..but certainly not least, we have Mr. Christopher Harrison who goes by the alias "The Godfather". He is currently starring opposite myself in the epic miniseries which, as of this very moment, doesn't have a title ( or does it? ) Yip, so what can I say about this young man? well, he for sure has a good set of pipes( is that the correct noun?)..Chris, your rendition of the spiderman song brought tears to my eyes, tears of joy of course. he's got a pretty impressive vocabulary too...so, watch out! at some point, when you least expect it,he'll throw some huge word out at you and it will leave you dazed and confused. hehehe..Chris is a tricky little fellow and is rather hard to figure out at times..but yeah, it's all good. He's quite clever and quite quick too. I am always trying to come up with something smart to match his cool comments...but my coolness doesn't even come close to this kids coolness... not even close!! ( for those of you who know me..you're probably all saying that no one can match my cool'ness..but trust me...he does!!!) so..do I have anything negative to say about this lad? no, not really..but you gotta be careful around this fellow..if you stop talking for a "long" period of time, he'll give you a nasty little nudge! so..All in all..Mr. Harrison is a rather fine Sir and quite the nice boy! That's all folks!